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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:41
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
What is the best editor base on AI for developers?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Is helping Ukraine worth risking WW3?
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
What melts your heart every time without fail?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
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Still no good.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts